Parsnip Poo

Today like normal I get up and take Parsnip out to the bathroom where she quickly does her business and returns inside. I then usually get my stuff together and get my shower. I leave Parsnip to roam the room as she please and hope that she doesn't get into too much mischief. I get back downstairs from my shower and I walk into my room with the distinct aroma of Parsnip poo. If you haven't had the pleasure of smelling her pungent poop consider yourself lucky. Never have I known a dog so little to create such a stink. I scan my room in search of the little gift my puppy has left me, and no where can it be found. I am worried cause I really don't want poo in my shoe. Upon further examination I locate the still warm feces, where you might ask? I would happily respond, on the hearth of the fireplace. Yes this means this little puppy had to jump up and make a special trip up there to take care of her business. Is this puppy mad at me? I know dogs do mean things like that when they are upset with you. I try to spend as much time with her as I can, but recently with both jobs that has been kinda tough. Well I will get to make up with her next week.....yay!